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Argus Hamilton On Ken Starr And California’s Proposition 8

"Ken Starr argued on behalf of Proposition 8 banning gay marriage to the California Supreme Court on Thursday. He already got Bill Clinton impeached for heterosexual sex. It would appear he's against...

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Argus Hamilton On North Korea’s Failed Missile Launch

"North Korean leader Kim Jong Il declared a national holiday in North Korea last week to celebrate his missile launch. He's especially proud of its accuracy. The missile flew almost 2,000 miles and hit...

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Argus Hamilton On Bernard Madoff And The New York Mets

"The New York Mets were ordered to sell Bernard Madoff's season tickets at Citi Field. He prebought great seats he could use to reel in new investors so he could pay off old investors, but everything...

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Argus Hamilton On Capt. Richard Phillips

"Capt. Richard Phillips got offers from Hollywood studios for the film rights to his heroic story Tuesday. How much he gets depends on his past. If he's led an upright life, he could get millions, but...

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Argus Hamilton On Nancy Pelosi And Waterboarding

"Nancy Pelosi said Thursday the CIA lied to her seven years ago in the briefing about the waterboarding of terror suspects. She said they didn't brief her, but the CIA records and other congressmen...

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Argus Hamilton On Nancy Pelosi + Waterboarding

"Nancy Pelosi was pilloried in the media over her changing stories about when she first heard about waterboarding. She was a blur. She shifted so often and changed directions so fast that John Madden...

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Argus Hamilton On The Space Shuttle Atlantis

"The Shuttle Atlantis blasted off Monday at Cape Canaveral. The Astronauts were told to disregard the engine warning light that came on after launch. It's not clear at this point if the government took...

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Argus Hamilton On Barack Obama Killing A Fly

"President Obama was ripped by animal rights activists for killing a fly during a TV interview. It was grim. He slapped it barehanded and it fell dead to the Oval Office carpet, where it lies next to...

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Argus Hamilton On Michael Jackson’s Funeral

"Michael Jackson's family motorcade to Forest Lawn's chapel Tuesday shut down Ventura Free during morning rush hour. The motorcade consisted of five Rolls-Royces trailed by four Bentleys and six...

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Argus Hamilton On Brett Favre Joining The Minnesota Vikings

"The Minnesota Vikings said that Brett Favre merchandise and Brett Favre jerseys were selling all over the upper Midwest. It marked the end of one era and the beginning of a new one. Until now...

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